When you message Adventure Friend early on a Thursday morning...
Me: Hey... whatchu doing on Saturday?
Hey
I talkin' you
wake up
Fren: I am awake, I was tracking calories
Me: no fun
Fren: And I'm not sure offhand why
Me: wanna go on a field trip with me?
Fren: Where?
Me: last year for mom's day, my kiddo bought me a Friends of the Zoo membership, I get to go for free whenever I want and bring 1 person and we get unlimited rides too
Fren: Oooooh. Let me look over things, I feel like there was something but it may be something I can do another day
Me: and this Saturday, FotZ members get in early to do a tour of the new elephant expedition that is still under construction and won't open until May and a lil birdie said someone he knows loves eles
Fren: Omg
Omg yes
Omg
Whatever it was is no longer a priority
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