This conversation may or may not have actually happened

So I may or may not have had a conversation at work that may or may not have included discussion of whether I may or may not be able to do my job from home on an extended basis. The suggestion may or may not have been made that maybe I should stay home and "practice" doing it to be sure.

Um… yeah… I worked from home for a whole week when I had shingles in September. That, apparently, was my dress rehearsal for this. I can do literally everything from home except the paperwork that accounting requires to be actual paper. If they would allow us to do things digitally, I’d be golden.