May is like...

I spent the weekend in a mental health funk. Thankfully my kiddos helped cheer me up on Saturday. On Sunday, my sister suggested that I need to do a 10 piece puzzle since I wouldn’t get frustrated there. That or “go watch the Dodo and give into the weepies.”

She then outlined the plans she has for this summer, starting with her coming to visit in May for our niece’s college graduation. She plans to drink, eat chips, and get absolutely CHIP faced. “If we are not hungover at the graduation, then we have not done it right.”

She also said that May is like “foreplay for the fuckery we will do in July.” We plan to take Dad’s ashes on a road trip to Badlands, Yellowstone, Rushmore, and multiple points in between before we end up in Newport Beach where he wanted his ashes to be scattered. We will charter a boat to do that last part since it’s illegal to just dump them in the ocean off the shore.