Recipe from my sister

Today started out nice and quiet. I followed it up by having a solo night with junk food since hubs was with a paramour. Then my sister sent me the following recipe:

Step 1: Sautee mushrooms, an onion, and garlic together.

Step 2: Cook up some sausage fresh from the AG dept pigs.

Step 3: add a can of corn tot he sausage and simmer.

Step 4: add the mushroom mixture, Oh, which were sauteed in "Tuscan olive oil" La de da

Step 5: pour in 2 cans of beef gravy

Step 6: add 4 cups of water and one Lipton beef onion packet

Step 7: add some leftover shells because I used 2 cheese packets on the mac and cheese the other day

Step 8: let it simmer

Step 9: watch any I'm a Survivor Animal Sanctuary videos I've missed in the past week

Step 10: Don't freak out over the fact that I am now in charge of an additional test and have 2 months to get done a 3 part whole group and 1 part one on one test for 343 students.