You need to be our Rick

Once in a while, my sister and I have some interesting text chats. She lives in California, I am in Missouri. She is my best friend and our relationship is nothing short of insane. Rather than paraphrase these conversations, I’m just gonna post them now and then. 


Sister: You ever wonder how different your life would be if you would have made different decisions at the key points?

Me: all the fucking time

Sister: It may sound fucking insane, but if a major earthquake happened, I am heading your way. If one of those "get the fuck out of California" events happened. But if like a Zombie Apocalypse happens, where do we both meet up if neither CA or MO is safe, where do we go? Denver? Large population cities are not safe. I would say St. George, CO. Penguin and I have been there, an old mining town. In “The Stand'' they ended up in CO, the good people did. Promise me, if CA and MO are bad enough, we will slay dragons together, with those we care about, in St. George. I will bring my Land-fam, you bring our-fam, we meet there, that is our backup,

Me: Sounds like a plan, lol.

Sister: I keep enough here to keep me alive for 3 days. I can keep my land fam going for 3 days if needed...all of them. I will bring my closest too. I will be their "Daryl". You need to be our Rick.


Ok, sis... but you better stay in the house... don't be a Carl...